Patrick Stump and Pete Wentz Imagines

Patrick - Omg so original (#ObviousSarcasmIsObvious)

It was Halloween and you and Patrick were trying to pick out costumes.

"Dracula?" Patrick asks.

"No," you say.

"Brendon?"

"No."

"An emo princess?"

"I'm not Pete."

"Mario?"

"Oh, and I suppose I'm going to be Peach?"

"Yeah."

"Hmmm..." You says thinking. "That may work."

"Actually, nevermind."

"Ok..."

There was silence until Patrick suggested one more thing. 

"Me and you."

"What?" You ask.

"Our costumes can just be ourselves," Patrick replies.

"Omg, Patrick-chan," you say. "You're so original."

"1. Patrick-chan? Am I in an anime?" Patrick asks. "2. It may be fun. We just gonna be ourselves, while everyone else is all spooky and scary."

"Spooky scary skeletons," you mumble to yourself. 

"C'mon, (Y/N), just give it a chance," Patrick pleads.

"Fine," you say. "If I hate it, it's your fault."

"Ok," Patrick says.

Halloween night

You had taken your nicest clothes out, that you were probably going to get ruined anyway... C'mon, have you met yourself?

"Damn (Y/N)," Patrick says. "I'm really proud of myself for suggesting this."

"Save it for later," you say. 

"Fine..." Patrick says, grumpy.

"Aw, it's my little Grumpy Stumpy," you say. "I knew he would make an appearance tonight."

"You're mean," Patrick says.

You peck Patrick's lips and head to the living room. 

Patrick followed you, and you both sat on the couch.

After 10 minutes of watching meaninglessly stupid shows, Patrick got a text. "Let's go."

You arrived at Pete house, where a huge Halloween party was going to be.

An hour later, Patrick got drunk.

You found him like that outside. 

You grab his hand and pull him where no one was. "Patrick, did you drink too much?"

"I don't know what you're talking about," Patrick says. "I'm perfectly fine."

You held four fingers up. "How many fingers am I holding up?"

"Four," Patrick replied. 

"Wow, I'm impressed," you admit.

You knew that if you started playing Dance Dance, Patrick immediately start dancing like he did in the video when he's drunk.

So, you pulled out your phone and played Dance Dance... and sure enough, Patrick danced along. You laughed at how funny Patrick looked.

You decided to stop him, before he went over board with it. 

(I don't even know what I'm writing anymore, so no judgy judgy P.S. Coffee does not react well with my body, so I can actually get drunk off of coffee, so that's what's happening right now.)

You do something, and things happen.

Patrick does something somewhere, I don't know, I wasn't there.

Den, Patrick started TROLOLOLOLING.

And you stopped him.

Yeah.

I don't know the rest, I kinda blacked out after that.

Yeah.

THE END.

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