Patrick - Cleaning? No thank you.

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"(Y/N)," Patrick said, in a sweet voice. "can you help me with something?"

"Sure," you say. "What is it?"

"Can you help me clean my car?" Patrick asks, in the sweetest voice ever.

"Nope," you say. "No. Nope. Nopity. Nope. No. You know I don't do cleaning."

"Please?" Patrick begs.

"No," you say.

"C'mon (Y/N)," Patrick says. "I can make the cleaning fun."

"How?" You ask.

"I don't know," Patrick admits. "But, please? I don't want to clean it on my own."

"Ok fine, Patrick," you say. 


You had put on a t-shirt and shorts, so you wouldn't get your clothes dirty. You also tie your hair up in pony tail.

"Here," Patrick says, tossing you a sponge. "have a SpongeBob."

"Thanks," you say.

There was a bucket full of water and soap. Since Patrick said he could make cleaning fun, and decided to start the fun.

You grab the bucket, and when Patrick was hosing down a soapy part of the car, you dumped it on him.

"What the hell?!" Patrick said. 

"Hey! You said you'd make cleaning fun!" You say.

"Yeah," Patrick says, taking off his fedora. "But, I didn't say you could dump a bucket of soapy water on me!"

"But, that was fun," you say.

"Ok..." Patrick says, with the creepiest look on his face ever.

Next thing you know, Patrick is attacking you with a hose.

"No! stop!" You yell.

"But, it's fun," Patrick says.


A half an hour later, Patrick and you ended up laying on the top on Patrick's car, looking up at the sky.

"We're all wet, and we're laying on top of my car," Patrick points out.

"I know," you say, slightly laughing.

"Let's go inside," Patrick suggests.

"No," you say. "Let's stay out here for a little while."

"Ok," Patrick says.

You two stare up at the sky for hours, then soon fall asleep. (lolzor)

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