"I'm the first kid to write of hearts, lies, and friends. And I'm sorry my conscience called in sick again. And I've got arrogance down to a science. Oh, and I'm the first kid to write of hearts, lies, and friends."
You and Patrick were watching VH1 Early 2000's Top 5 Songs. I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy And All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me came on.
"When am I going to get a stupid song written about me?" You ask.
"Haven't you heard Alone Together?" Patrick asks.
"Yeah," you reply.
"Then that song it about you," Patrick says.
"You just made that up!" You say, lightly punching Patrick's arm.
"Sorry," Patrick says. "but we're too lazy to write a song about you."
"Goddamnit Patrick," you say. "Get off your lazy ass and write me a song!"
"Right on it," Patrick says, sarcastically.

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Patrick Stump and Pete Wentz Imagines
FanfictionThe first one, I can't say the only anymore, Patrick Stump and Pete Wentz Imagines! This book follows imagines with both Pete Wentz and Patrick Stump... but they're not together... it's you and either Pete or Patrick... ya weirdos. Requested welcome...