Pete - THE INNUENDO

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You and Pete were playing Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze for the first time.

You were playing as Donkey Kong, and for some reason Pete was playing as Dixie Kong. 

As you two were running, Pete pressed a button and soon, he was on Donkey Kong's back.

"You mounted me!" You shout. 

Pete looks at you. 

"Oh god," you say, realizing what you had said.

Pete and you just start laughing. 

"The innuendo!" Pete says, still laughing. 

"Don't remind me," you reply. 

Pete put down the control and looks at you again. "We have the dirtiest minds."

"I know," you say. "Trust me, I know. You're the one that gave me a dirty mind."

"Pfft, yeah right," Pete says. 

You look at Pete to see if he was serious. "Aren't I way better than your fans?" You say to test him.

"Yeah, especially in bed," Pete says, not thinking. "Oh. That reminds me."

Pete stands up, grabs your wrist and drags you to thee bedroom. 

"Oh god, Pete," you say. "Is this the only reason why you bought me a video game?" 

"Yeah pretty much," Pete says. 

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