GYMNASTICS IS A SPORT

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these boys in my 6th period were talking about how gymnastics isn't a sport.

STFU.

GYMNASTICS IS SO TOTALLY A SPORT.

LIKE DO NOT GET ME STARTED ON CONDITIONING.

OUR CONDITIONING HAS ME SORE FOR DAYS.

SO I WAS PISSED OFC.

SO WITHOUT THINKING I TOOK MY WATERBOTTLE  AND POURED ALL MY WATER REMAINING ONTO HIS SEAT.

Vianna score 1, Boy 0.

And guess what happened...

The teacher caught my ass read handed and I looked like the bad guy.

Damnit. I need to work on my timing.

Vianna back to 0, Boy 1

So he tells me while sighing "Vianna. Go to the bathroom to get paper towels to clean up so&so's seat."

Then my friend/bitch so&so says "Yeah. Go get it." Then shoes me off.

I literally jumped at him and he flinched.

Yeah bish. Watch yourself.

Then he looks at me smiling and I'm thinking 'what the hell' and I turn slightly and see our teacher crossing his arms looking at me along with the class.

Oh fuck you so&so.

So I went to re bathroom and I furiously started pumping paper towels out the thingy.

And this girl in there was talking to me and I didn't care so I listened and she asked me what's up an I said "this boy told me gymnastics isn't a sport and I got angry without thinking I opened my waterbottle and poured all the water on it and re teacher got me looking like the bad guy."

She started sound defensive then said "I WOULD TOO. GYMNASTICS IS TOTALLY A SPORT. LIKE I GOT A BAD INGURY FROM IT YEARS AGO AND IF I'D EVER WANT TO DO IT AGAIN I'D  HAVE TO GET SURGERY. AND DO NOT. GET ME STARTED. ON CONDITIONING LIKE UGH."

bro I looked at her like I seen a ghost like damn be my bestfriend.

I couldn't have said it better.

then I said nodding "YEAH CONDITIONING SUCKS ASS."

and she laughed and we walked to class.

I think I made a new friend bahahah.

But wen I got to the class I walk in trying not to laugh at the idiot boy group who don't consider gymnastics a sport.

When I got there I dropped the paper towels on his seat and walked away badass.

The teacher looked at me and said "Vianna. Clean it."

I was so close to speaking without thinking saying "THE BITCH HAS HIS OWN ARMS TO CLEAN IT. HE HAS HIS OWN LEGS LIKE HE COULDVE WENT TO THE BATHROOM TO GET HIS OWN PAPER TOWELS DAMN IT."

but I didn't say it.

In stead I got up and wiped his seat dry. Then bitchface spoke to me "yeah make sure you CLEAN it allllll up."

I looked at him like 'bitch, try me.'

And he leaned his back on his seat and kicked his feet out with a smug smile on his face.

okay at this point. he asked for it.

So since god-knows who sits in those seats asses been on those seats...I thought since I spilt water on the seat and wiped it on the paper towels and the paper towels were wet and I wiped it on a chair that had nasty asses on it.

I thought 'since these are legit ass wipes I'm holding. I would rub it on his face.'

So i did.

And it felt fucking good.

He screamed saying "EWWWWWWW!!" While swatting me away.

The teacher was like "Vianna."

Honestly this time I didn't regret it or felt bad. Like I said it felt pretty fucking good.

Like bye Felicia. **hair flips and walks away like the bad ass I am**

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