When I'm scared at my house I put on all the lights at night and literally sit in my bed with a knife near my bed in case I hear something. I'm a vvvvv paranoid bitch.
Like if I'm still scared like right now so I went in my grandmas room ((keep in mind that it's 3:55am)) and I woke her up to make me food so she can be up, I hate being the only one awake at night bc if someone did break in ....
BAM. VIANNA IS A TARGET.
...but that's okay bc they don't know about my knife near my bed. Bitch will be sorry if they cross me. :)
Like DO NOT sneak up on me at night past 1am bc GOD KNOWS I'm unpredictable as F.
Exhibit A: I will scream and bust your ear drums.
Exhibit B: I will tykwon-do your ass.(if that's how it's spelled..idek)
Exhibit C: I will call 911. (No joke I did that before bc I was home alone scared asF bc I heard something break in my kitchen and I have pets and it wasn't one of them bc they were all in my room. So I called police for thinking I had a 'trespasser')
Exhibit D: you will have a funeral.
So now we have established the DO-NOT-FUCK-WITH-ME-PAST-1AM.😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
Okay but since I woke my grandma up I asked her "can you make me French toast?" She looked at the time and yelled "AT THIS TIME?! THIS ISNT A TIME TO BE EATING!"
Smh.
Food is 24/7 grandma. Get your facts straIGHT.
But now it's 4:06am and she's now in the kitchen making me French toast.
(I'm lowkey not even hungry ugh. But what choice did I have. I NEED another human up at this time besides me bc I'm scared. And this the only thing that got her up.)
#sorrynotsorry
