After my youth group ended everyone was leaving for Braums, it's like this ice cream/fast food place.
So everyone left.
And it was 9 o'clock.
It's pitch black outside.
The freaks come out at night.
Rapists..
Pedophiles..
Kidnappers..
Murders..
Crazy people..
Stalkers..
EVEN WORSE...
Directiontors!
AHHH.
But one of the leaders came back and my friends were in the car and they were like "do you need a ride?" And I say "no ny mums getting me."
"Are you sure you'll be okay?" She asks.
Will I really be okay? lol nah.
"Let me call her haha." I say.
Ring ring.
Mom: yes?
Me: are you close?
Mom: no. I'll be there soon. Just stay in the light.
Me: light? What light?? The moonlight????
Mom: no. Near the church.
Me: it's off. The only light here is the moonlight.
Mom:......
Me: *pulls phone away from ear asks leader for ride, they say yes.*
Me: never mind. I have a ride. Bye.
Mom:..........
Me: *hangs up.*
So we drove me home && I got out the car and skipped..yes I skipped...to my gate to my house and I was about to walk in until....UNTIL I SEE MY MUM FUCKING STANDING THERE ABOUT TO DO THE SAME THING.
She scared the living shit out of me I screamed like I was being murdered & literally fell backwards on the hard concrete.
#smart.
Then I look back and realize my leader & friends are still watching me from the car.
#smartasf
Then I get up and make a peace sign and make hearts and yell "IM O.K."
#smoooooooooooth
They laughed I think and said "okay" and drove away.
#shoutouttomymom
#gotem
#seewhatshemademedo
#sheplannedthis
#someoneadoptme
