IM SO FUCKING FRUSTRATED.
I TOLD EVERYONE I WAS GOING TO STRAIGHTEN MY HAIR ON TUESDAY.
AND THIS WAS PLANNED ALL DAY. LIKE IT TAKES ME 3 HOURS TO STRAIGHTEN MY HAIR AND MY MOM AN HOUR (and it looks better when she does it).
SO WE GOT BACK FROM HELL (a.k.a sixflags) AND I TOLD HER PLEASE STRAIGHTEN MY HAIR LATER.
SHE SAYS YEAH.
SO I WAS FINE THEN.
AROUND 5 TODAY I ASK HER "should I take a shower now since you're straightening my hair later?"
SHE SAYS YEAH.
SO I HOP IN THE SHOWER BLAH BLAH BLAH I GET OUT AT 6.
AND SHE TELLS TO "blow dry your hair so I can straighten it."
I DONT LIKE THE BLOW DRIER SO I SAT IN FRONT OF MY NICE FAN IN MY ROOM AND WATCH "the best of me" (don't ask)
WITHIN 20 MINUTES MY HAIR IS DRY.
SO I TELL HER SHES HOLDING A FINGER TO SHUSH ME WHILE SHES ON THE PHONE WITH HER FRIEND AND IM LIKE WHATEVER.
SO I WALK IN 30 MINUTES LATER AND SHES STILL ON THAT DAMNED PHONE.
FUCK YOU PERSON WHOEVER WAS DISTRACTING MY MOM.
AND SO I WALK IN AT 10:30pm SHES STILL ON THE PHONE AND NOW EATING AND IM LIKE IN MY HEAD 'WHAT THE FUCK WOMAN, IVE BEEN PATIENT WITH YOU AND YOURE STILL WASTING MY TIME.'
I DID NOT SAY IT THOUGH. INSTEAD I INHALE AND EXHALE DEEPLY THEN WALK BACK TO MY ROOM CONTINUING TO FIGHT OFF SLEEP BC I WANT MY HAIR DONE.
I WALK INTO MY MOMS ROOM AN HOUR LATER AT 11:30pm AND GUESS WHAT???
SHE FUCKING FELL ASLEEP ON ME.
LIKE NO.
I SAID "mom?!"
NO RESPONSE.
"MOM."
NO RESPONSE.
"MOM?!!?"
she finally moves.
SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKA.
BUT ANYWHORE I THROW A MINI TANTRUM.
SAYING STUFF LIKE "WHY DID YOU FALL ASLEEP WHEN I NEED YOU THE MOST?? I FOUGH SLEEP FOR AN HOUR AND WHST DO YOU DO..FALL ASLEEP ON ME!!! IM SO SICK OF THIS FAMILY. IVE BEEN WAITIN FOR MY HAIR TO GET DONE ALL DAY AND ALL YOU CAN DO IS GO TO SLEEP ON ME WHILE IVE BEEN A MESS BEING STRESSED AND YOU DONT EVEN GIVE A CRAP. YOU DRAG ME DOWN TO HELL AT SIXFLAGS 2 DAYS IN A ROW IN THAT BLAZING SUN PUTTING ME IN RISK OF SUN CANCER AND GETTING TANNED AND MAYBE GETTING VERY LIGHT HEADED. AND ALL I GET IN RETURN IS YOU SLEEPING ON ME!?!?!"
THEN WE ARGUE.
FUCK I THINK IVE CREATED THE FUCKING CIVIL WAR III ALL OVER AGAIN.
IDFC. IM SO DONE WITH MY FAMILY. I WANT TO BE FUCKING ADOPTED.
SOMEONE ADOPT ME.
ON SOME REAL SHIT.
TAKE ME AWAY FROM THESE PHYSCOPATHS.
