i have been attacked.

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FML.

my friend thought it'd be a good idea to take cute photography pictures outside near this lake in the grass outside the Hilton hotel.

so I went to go lay in the grass with my arms out against the grass and my friend held my phone and got good photos of me.

BUT GUESS WHAT.

I GLANCE OVER MY ARM DRAMATICALLY FOR THE PICTURE AND MY ARM WAS COVERED WITH TINY RED ANTS.

(that moment when you realize that you put your arm in an ant pile.)

I SCREAMED LIKE I MET HARRY STYLES.

AND I GOT UP AND RAN SO FAST THAT I COULD'VE BEEN RUNNING A MARATHON.

MY ARM IS BURNING LIKE HELL AND I HAVE BUMPS ALL OVER LIKE IT LOOKS LIKE MOSQUITO BITES BUT EXTRA BIG.

IM CRYING.

I LOOK LIKE I HAVE A DISEASE.

WTF.

PLUS MY HAIR IS CURLY SO IDEK IF I HAVE RED ANTS CRAWLING IN MY HAIR LIKE MY SCALP ITCHES WTF.

I told my mom this and she was like "you know picture day is on Tuesday."

WELL THANKS.

you know what I'm just gonna go to school looking like a ninja so no one can see my skin. I'll even wear the ski mask.

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