I apparently get "roasted" on.

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My friend Wendy (made up) asked my guy friend Tom (made up) if we were friends.

I mean Tom has majority of the girls drooling over him bc he's on the football and basketball team and to top that he's also a lightskin (mixed child).

But back to the point.

GUESS WHAT HIS FRIEND SAID.

"We're not really friends with her, we just roast on her."

LOL. HE THOUGHT I CARED ABOUT HIM.

LOL TOMS FRIEND ISNT MY FRIEND IDC IF HE ROASTS ABOUT ME BC I DONT GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT HIS UGLY SELF.

LIKE DAMN HES SO EFFING ANNOYING I WISH HE WAS NEVER BORN. HE SHOULD JUST CRAWL RIGHT BACK UP HIS MOTHERS VAGINA LIKE THE LITTLE FUCKBOY HE IS.

tbh he probably hates me bc me and my friend Emilee (made up) gave him the worst To Be Rude of his life on my Instagram.

Okay so his little brother in our grade is a fuckboy too. He once asked me to give him head.

lol I dare him to ask me again.

watch me cut his little dick off.

he won't even have a dick.

But anyways me and my friend said "TBR: You look like a fuckboy and I can see where your little brother got it from, btw you're a junior but you look like a midget. What happened there?"

HE WAS SO BUTTHURT OMFG.

like literally he went off. And then his friend the lightskin was on our side and went off on him too.

I CAN SEE WHY HE "Roasts" ME.







ITS BECAUSE I FUCKING SLAYED HIS ASS.

HE WAS SO EMBARRASSED PROBABLY.

ugh tbh I'm really upset about Tom though. He was my "bestfriend" I told this bitch everything.

-when I was on my period.
-about my crush (the 4 years one)
-my depression
-my family's issues.
-what happened to my brother years ago.

FUCKS SAKE I FUCKING TOLD HIM ABOUT MY DAD & BROTHERS AND SISTERS.

I NEVER EVER TALK ABOUT MY DAD. I hate him.

So I don't talk about him.

If you guys want me to rant about my brother & dad just lemme know. Cause I don't want ya'll to be like "wtf is this? I didn't ask. I don't care."

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