I was so excited to start gymnastics for real when I got my physical done today.
lol let me tell you...
So we did
- 20 laps around this mat.
- then 5 handstands against the wall.
- 10 in the middle of the floor.
- then we stretched.
- did right spits for a long time.
- did left splits for a long time.
- did middle splits for a long time.
-tumbling. (Btw it's not as easy as it looks....I learned the hard way.)
- more tumbling.
- then about 150 squats.
- 150 jumping jacks.
- 50 tom touches (handstands that you do one arm at on both sides).
- 150 lunges.
-150 V-touches.
- 150 bench presses.
ETC.
I'm telling you after all that, it felt like Satan's horns poking from my behind.
And I wore my fake lashes & my makeup..
GOD. NEVER AGAIN.
I eventually just ripped my falsies off because Nigeria Falls was coming down my face &&a I wasn't appreciating that.
I literally said "fuck this" and ripped them off. Everyone was like "omg" "woahh" "you look different" yeah. Well no shit Sherlock.
Like I'm so sore that when I squat to shit down its like my ass has a mind of its own and it's screaming bloody murder.
My thighs just agree with my ass.
I swear though after doing all those squats and lunges and bench sit-ups...I better have a ass like Nicki Minaj.
no joke.
on real shit.
My buns BETTER look like that.
