Kane Chronicles Joke Book

Potatoes

Sadie: Carter, not to be unkind, but the last few months you've been seeing messages about Zia everywhere. Two weeks ago, you bought she was sending you a distress call in your mashed potatoes.

Carter: It was a Z! Carved right in the potatoes!

Aphrodite: The power of a strong and powerful love.....*sighs*
Aphrodite: Wait! Wrong story!