Kane Chronicles Joke Book

Skirt

Sadie: Carter was wearing a skirt
Sadie: Carter was dressed in a man-skirt - a simple linen wrap. To ancient Egyptians, I'm sure he would've looked regal and warlike, a fine specimen of manhood.
Sadie: [You see? I managed to say that without laughing]
Carter: I will take revenge!

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