Kane Chronicles Joke Book

Poochiekins

Guess who's point of view this Chapter is from!

If you guessed Sadie, you earned a cookie! (A blue one if you like 😊)

Carter is scolding me as always. He says Ammit is female. I'll admit I can't prove it either way, but I've always thought of Ammit as a boy monster. He's much too hyper to be otherwise, and the way he marks his territory... but never mind.

"There's my baby!" I cried, quite carried away. "There's my Poochiekins!"

Ammit ran at me and leaped into my arms, nuzzling me with his rough snout.

"My lord Osiris!" Disturber lost the bottom of his scroll again, which unraveled around his legs. "This is an outrage!"

"Sadie," Dad said firmly, "please do not refer to the Devourer of Souls as Poochiekins."