Kane Chronicles Joke Book

Shu 2

Sadie: Stick with the pilot's outfit. The ostrich feather really doesn't work for you.

Shu made unfriendly Whooshing sound: if prefer to be invisible, thank you very much. But you mortals have polluted the air so badly, it's getting harder and harder. It's dreadful what you've done, the last few millenia! Haven't you people heard of 'Spare the Air' days? Carpooling? Hybrid engines? And don't get me started on cows. Did you know that every cow bleached and farts over a hundred gallons of methane a day? There are one and a half billion cows in the world. Do you have any idea what that does to my respiratory system?

Sadie: Uh...

Me: Oh, Sadie! Shu! Poor Anubis! I personally think that Shu should be the god of ranting, complaining and wailing. He really is good in all of the above. [LOL!!]