Kane Chronicles Joke Book

Piper McLean

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PIPER!

Happy Birthday Piper! ❤️❤️ You are my other half, and you will always be my other half. We all love you!

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(Not even restraining myself from an emoji blast)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PIPER! June 3rd!Depends on where you live, but I forgot to press publish yesterday and today's June 4.... *guilty*

Anyways...

Piper's not from Kane Chronicles, but here goes the joke, including Piper:

IMAGINE PART 2

Sadie and Piper becoming partners in crime.

Sadie pulling pranks, Piper charm speaking.

First Victim: (Sadie insisted) Carter

Sadie: *Puts up a huge bucket on top of Carter's door filled with snow, using magic which will refill and splash Carter again and again.* **Sadie puts on mischievous smile and nods to Piper**

Piper: *charm speaks* Carter! Get out of your room and enjoy the outdoors! We're all waiting...!

Carter: *in a trance* **gets out of the room and got splashed, finally getting back to his senses** SADIE! FELI- I MEAN PIPER!!!

Sadie and Piper: Laughing their heads off were one looking at them weirdly

Piper: *charm speaks* Carter, don't be mad at us, it was just a prank!

Carter: *having a hard time deciding what to do until he decides to be nice again as Zia enters the room*

Sadie: *smirks* Payback. So, Piper, decided on a next victim?

Piper: Let's see if Repair Boy decides to join us together with the Stolls. This is going to be a wonderful April Fools Day filled with wonderful pranks!

Leo: Heck yeah! Mcshizzle says YES!

Connor Stoll: We definitely -

Travis Stoll: say -

The Stolls: YES! Pranking is our speciality!

Sadie: We will have pranks that will teach the victims not to ever mess with us because more pranks are coming, with the Stolls and Leo as our allies!

Carter: 0_o