Kane Chronicles Joke Book

Kane's New Year Special

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It was 31 December today, at exactly 23:49, 11 minutes before new year. Carter and I are recording this while it happened, so we are very sorry for interrupting noises. Anyways, fireworks were everywhere. They lit up the sky in a blast of different colors of the rainbow, which lit the sky up like exploding one-color rainbow. The sky was beautiful. Noises were heard everywhere. Every one initiate was outside. Either in the pool or leaning across the railing looking up at the sky. Carter and Zia are off somewhere. I'm here, in the railing, just enjoying my moment next to Walt.

7 more minutes till midnight. I love New Years! I mean, this New Year will be a year full of nothing! We all also get to go on a summer vacation to Montauk. 5 minutes. I'll give Carter time to speak.

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Hello! 5 minutes till midnight!! So very Excited. Zia has never spend New Years outside of the first nome before, and this is my first time to actually have my awesome girlfriend here, next to me, hands intertwined watching the fireworks. Beautiful. 3 minutes. Can't wait! New year, possibly a new canter in life. More training and teaching for the next year, the most normal thing ever. Totally can't wait!! Been looking forward to it since Christmas!!

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Carter and Sadie are having a good time. Well, it's 12:58 and all our initiates are awake, to watch the fireworks. 12:59. Come on time, come on, come on. All of us froze all f a sudden. It was 12:59. Wait for it, wait for it, 00:00!! Everyone blasted fireworks to the sky. The sky lit up in beautiful colors. We can hear people cheering. It's 2016!! It's 00:01 now, so.......

BEHALF OF ALL THE INITIATES OF BROOKLYN HOUSE, EGYPTIAN GODS AND GODESSES AND ALL THE MAGICIANS IN THE FIRST NOME AND ALL MAGICIANS EVERYWHERE AL AROUND THE WORLD - A SPECIAL PERCY JACKSON AND SEVEN OTHER DEMIGODS WOULD ALSO LIKE TO SPEAK WITH YOU GIYS AND IMMA SAY WHAT THEY WANNA SAY CAUSE IT'S JUST THE SAME AND THEY ARE SAYING THIS ON BEHALF OF BOTH CAMPS, CAMP HALF BLOOD AND CAMP JUPITER AND ALSO ALL THE GREEK AND ROMAN GODS ALONG WITH ALL THE DEMIGODS IN THE WORLD:

HAPPY FREAKING AWESOME NEW YEAR AND I HOPE THAT THIS NEW YEAR WOULD BECOME AN AWESOME NEW YEAR FILLED WITH MORE NEW BOOKS FROM RICK RIORDAN TO ACCOMPANY US THROUGH THE DIFFICULTIES, CHALLANGES AND OBSTACLES AHEAD OF US. WE NEVER KNOW WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN KN LIFE. I ALSO HOPE THAT EVERYONE HAS A GREAT NEW YEAR AND I WILL HOPEFULLY UPDATE SOON. THIS BOOK HAS BEEN LIKE A DIARY TO ME NOW AND I SHARE ALL MY FEELINGS LIKE I DO IN MY OTHER BOOK, check it out! I WILL PROBABLY START WRITING LIKE WHAT IM GOING TO DO AND BE UPDATING EVERY WEEK OR ANYTIME I CAN CAUSE I LOVE YOU GUYS AND I AM APOLLO-GIZING FOR ALL THE CAPITALS, IM JUST HAPPY!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
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HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!

I SERIOUSLY LOVE YOU ALL AND I WANT TO THATNK YOU ALL FOR BEING SO VERY AWESOME AND NICE AND I AM RUNNING OUT OF WORDS TO DESCRIBE YOU BECAUSE YOU GIYS ARE AWESOME!! I GOT LIKE 487 READS OR SOMETHING WITH 210 VOTED AND LIKE 39 COMMENTS, THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH!! I LOVE YOU ALL AND I AM SORRY FOR THIS CHAPTER CAUSE I MNOW THIS CHAPTER IS JUST REALLY BORING AND BAD AND CRAPPY AND ALL THAT, BUT I WANTED TO UPDATE BEFORE 00:20 AND ITS LIKE 00:15 NOW SO I HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOYED AND I WILL  HOPEFULLY BE UPDATING SOON. ITS LIKE 00:31 NOW SO ILL UPDATE IN 28 MINUTES!! ITS 00:36 NOW AND I'M PUBLISHING.

See ya!