Kane Chronicles Joke Book

Shu 3

From his jacket pocket, Shu produced an inhaler and puffed on it, "Shocking!"

I raised an eyebrow at Anubis, who looked mortally embarrassed (or perhaps immortally embarrassed).

Anubis: Shu, we were just talking. If you'll let us finish -

"Oh, talking!" Shu bellowed, no doubt releasing his own share of methane. "While holding hands, and dancing, and other degenerate behavior. Don't play innocent, boy, I've been a chaperone before, you know I kept your grandfather apart for eons."

"And now, Anubis. I find you in this den of iniquity, this morass of questionable behavior, this...this - "

Sadie: School?

Shu nodded so vigorously, his head disintegrated into a cloud of leaves.