Kane Chronicles Joke Book

Mortals

Me: I got The Red Pyramid, The Throne of Fire and The Serpents Shadow -

Mortal: How big is the Pyramid? Can you make it Rainbow? How do you even sit In a Throne made out of Fire? How do you even get a serpents shadow? You can't even touch a shadow, much less take it. Where did you get them from? I'd like to see The red pyramid cause there is no desert here. How did you even build it? If it's not you, Who did? How do you even transport a throne made out fire by not getting the transportation burned? Don't you get burned when you sit in it? What does the shadow of a serpent look like? Where do you keep it? What happens to the serpent? Does it still have its shadow? Is it dead? Does it still cast a shadow? Does the shadow move when the serpent does? Where is the serpent anyways? Where do you even FIND a serpent? Do you keep the serpent In a cage or something? Is it dangerous or -

Me: Uuuuuuuh.......

Mortal: OMG I am so curios I can ask and rant for hours, no - days! OMG -

Me: It's the Kane Chronicles.

Mortal: What is the Kane Chronicles?

Me: *Facepalm* Pfft, Mortals