Kane Chronicles Joke Book

Property of Ra

Bes: Holy mother Nut! Is that the crook and flail?
Carter: Don't a lot of important people get buried with those?
Bes: You don't understand, kid. Those are the original crook and flail, the royal instruments of Ra.
Carter: The crook looked like an oversize gold and blue candy cane.
Carter: The flail was a wooden rod with three spiked chains at the end.
Carter: They didn't glow or say Property of Ra.