Kane Chronicles Joke Book

Disturber and Tempers

Osiris/Julius Kane: Children, this is disturber, one of my advisors and gods of judgement.

Sadie: *pretends not to hear* Sorry? Did you say he's disturbed?

Disturber: Disturber is my name! *angrily shouts* I judge those who are guilty of losing their temper!

Me: if disturber's original job is judging those guilty of losing their temper, why not name him Temper related, like... I don't know. Temper Judger? I mean, his brethren are Hot Foot and Fire-embracer. Hot foot probably has feet that are really hot in temperature (who knows?) so he can survive fire and fire-embracer, well, embraces fire. I thought disturber was the god of disturbing, but turns out.. Not as expected.

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🎊🎉🎉YAY! THIS IS MY 100TH CHAPTER!! 🎉🎉🎊

Thank you all so much for the support. I remember feeling so accomplished as I reach 1K reads. But now.. WOW. I can't ever thank you enough for your support! It has really been an amazing journey, and thank you for staying with me no matter what. I remembered when I had around 20, then 50 then eventually around 100 reads or something, I thought it couldn't get any better than that. Then as I reached 1K, 2K, 7K... I realized that it can always get better. It was all thanks to your support, all the reads, votes and comments. Yes, you! Now, we are currently at 10,3 K reads, 1,32K votes and 574 comments. WOW. Thank you all so so so very much, I really appreciate it and all of you are really very special to me. You all brighten up my day and put a smile on my face. I enjoyed reading and replying to all your comments and even had a short conversation with some of you :). No, I'm not exaggerating anything I said. I feel grateful to have such amazing readers and supporters. Thank you.

You all are one of the reasons I am me today. I'll tell you what. Im going to be sharing a short story bonus about me for this 100th chapter.

All this time, I had been very shy and self - conscious. I take things way too seriously. Then I discovered wattpad. I made a book before this one (this is my second book). In my first book, I did a horrible job. I had no I idea what I was writing and as I tried reading it, I cringe and told myself I really should edit, which I'm planning to do soon, hopefully. Although, I was pretty proud for finishing one book, without a general editing and all - hey, I still completed a book! I actually learned a lot about writing a book through the many many mistakes I made.

It's not until this book that I realize this is what I enjoy doing. With all your support, all the comments, I started being more confident about things. After the first chapters, I started being more confident. Confident about this book: I didn't write this book the way others want it, this is my book and I can write it in any way I want. I was unsure that people will even want to read this book, but I didn't really thought of it much. It's just the thought that it's an original idea nobody thought of that keeps me going. Nobody has written a Kane Chronicles joke book. All I do is write, write, write.

Time flew by and you guys came along, voting, commenting - and I realized people do enjoy this book. After that, I wasn't that self - conscious anymore, and I barely think of what people say about me. I became more confident in doing what I'm doing and in sharing opinions with others and all that. I realized that you all have helped me become who I am and realize that with confidence, I am able to accomplish. If I wasn't confident to make this book, I wouldn't have met all the wonderful people and discover many many other things. All in all, I learned to be confident and that weaknesses can be the key to success if you can learn to be better in areas you are not really good at (I'm not so sure those words make sense, but oh well).

June 2 2016.

Thank you everyone ❤️❤️ -Me.