Kane Chronicles Joke Book

Grave robbers

Carter: Whatever was inside here, it's gone now. Maybe grave robbers took it, or-
Bast: Grave robbers took it. Sure.
*Chuckles*
Carte: What's so funny?
When Bast realizes Sadie and Carter didn't understand the joke:
Bast: Oh... I see. You actually don't know what this is. I suppose that make sense. Not many have survived.
Carter: Not many what?
Bast: Shadow boxes
Sadie: Is that some kind of school project? Did one for English. Deadly boring.
Bast: I wouldn't know about school projects. That sounds suspiciously like work. But this is an actual shadow box. A box to hold a shadow.
Bast: It's in there right now. Can't you see it? A little shadowy bit of Tut. Hello, shadow Tut!
Bast: That's why I laughed when you said grave robbers might have stole it. Ha! That would be a trick.

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My longest chapter! Probably will be the longest. I'll try to make longer ones.