Kane Chronicles Joke Book

Pigeon Rule the World

Horus in pigeon form: We are strong enough, you and I. We should combine forces, Carter. Let me share your form as I once did. We could lead the armies of gods and men and defeat the serpent. Together, we'll rule the world.
Carter: The idea might be tempting if I hadn't been looking at a plump bird with Cheerio dust on its plumage. Letting the pigeon rule the world sounded like a bad idea.
Horus: This is just a form. I am a war God who -
Carter: Poops. Get out of my bed!!