Kane Chronicles Joke Book

Sleep

Carter: I slept like a mummy until the afternoon.
Carter: Why didn't you wake me up? I've got things to do!
Bast: Sadie insisted. You had a rough night last night. She said you needed your rest. Besides, I'm a cat. I respect the sanctity of sleep.
Carter: I'm not a cat!
Bast: Yes. True. You are not a cat, you're my kitten.
Carter: -__-
Leo: Whale!! (Leo Valdez from HOO)
Carter: ??!!