Kane Chronicles Joke Book

Vs2

PERCY VS HORUS 2
FIGHT
Horus: *Turns into hawk avatar*
Percy: Do you Egyptians always have to be a bird thing when you want to fight??*Takes out pen, riptide*
Horus: You fight with a pen!*Takes out Khopesh*
Percy: You fight with a bent sword!*Uncaps pen*
Horus: It's called Khopesh *Goes into fighting position*
Percy: *Stands near a river*
Horus: Cheating! *Backs away*
Percy: *Laughs* God of war, scared of water? Well, let's fight. You are, like, 7 feet tall or something, soo it IS fair.

Comment who should win! I have two ideas in mind.
I need you guys to comment so I can write the next chapter.