HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JASON!HAPPY KALENDS OF JULY TOO!!!
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Another emoji blast I can't prevent! As always 😊. By the way, why isn't the brick and stapler emoji invented? Or is it there but I can't find it? By the way, why it was written 17 July there in the emoji I don't know why, but it says July, so, yeah.
One day late, again. As always. I realized that something was wrong with the (way I look at the) calendar, so I am finding a way not to miss any other birthdays. I will do my best!
To Sparky, our amazing Grace, our blonde Superman, our stapler eater. Jason Grace, remember, bricks are everywhere, so protect your head and don't forget there is a lifetime supply of staplers for you to eat :D.
I'm kidding I'm kidding!! 😂😂😂 Hope nobody hits you on the head! Oh wait - I mean no one 😉😉.
Thanks for everything Jason. For saving the lives of other demigod heroes, for stopping Gaea, for helping Percy, Piper, Leo, Nico and everyone else stay alive. You deserve a stapler! I mean, a birthday cake. Of course, that's exactly what I meant 😉.
On with the Joke:
I can totally see Thalia, Percy, Piper, Leo and Sadie getting along very well. I can also totally see them as partners in crime as well.
During Jason's birthday, they would give Jason a plate of stapler for him to eat. Then for the gift, they would wrap up bricks. Then they would ask Jason, just to annoy him, his name, his personality, his age and all - just to make sure he doesn't have amnesia.
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