Kane Chronicles Joke Book

Sarcasm

Carter: Horus?
Horus: May I come in?
Carter: I give you permission to enter. Horus, in the form of a...uh.... Pigeon
Horus: Thank you
Carter: Why?
Horus: Well, I looked for a falcon, but they're a little scarce in New York. I wanted something with wings, so a pigeon seemed the best choice. They've adapted well to cities, aren't scared of people. They're noble birds, don't you think?
Carter: I was asking about -
Horus: They're Noble birds, don't you think?
Carter: Noble. That's the first word that comes to mind when I think of pigeons.
Horus: Indeed.
Carter: Apparently sarcasm didn't exist in Ancient Egypt, because Horus never seemed to get it.
Horus: What's sarcasm?
Carter: Told you.

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Pretty long, probably longer than the last one. Hope you enjoyed!