Kane Chronicles Joke Book

Vs

PERCY VS HORUS
Horus: Die, you mortal! You shall perish! (Reminds me of Coach Hedge, anyways back)
Percy: I defeated a God of War before at the age 12!
Horus: Impossible! I defeated the God of war in a few years time! *put hands on hips*
Carter: Hey!! It was with MY help AND Sadie.
Percy: Whatever. It's true. It took me, say, a few minutes to defeat him?
Horus: I became king of the gods! I defeated Apophis a giant snake of evil.
Percy: A poop - his, what now? It's just a snake. I defeated the lord of the Titans in the age 16!
Horus: Just a titan lord! I defeated the ultimate god King of evil!
Percy: I defeated Mother Earth!
Horus: ...You're just a mortal, a son of a god!
Percy: Exactly! Not even a god could do that! *smirks*
Horus: Then we shall fight. I will see you later.