[I hope you like it? winchester-soldier ]
Christmas Eve. Not only is it like a second Thanksgiving, minus the repeated mantra of "Happy Thanksgiving!" which has been replaced with "Merry Christmas!", it's one of your favorite holidays.
Thor also finds Christmas enjoyable, because every year, one member of the team takes him to see Santa Claus at the mall. And because of the food. Thor never forgets about the food.
The battlefield is quiet, everyone eyeing the precious materials in the middle. And then Tony blasts Jingle Bell Rock, and the fight begins.
Food flies everywhere.
Natasha shouts at Clint when he accidentally flings mashed potatoes in her hair, while Thor mourns over the lost morsel of food.
And then Steve ends up with ham down his shirt(you totally did that by accident as well), Clint with egg salad splattered across his shirt(curtesy of Natasha), steak sauce splattered in Tony's face(Thor laughed and choked on his green bean casserole), cranberry's in Bucky's shirt pocket(Steve snorted), and a fat blob of gravy in your lap(Bucky really tried not to grin).
"I am going to murder the next person who throws-" Bucky's menacing words are cut off when a piece of Apple pie is thrown at his face. Everyone stops eating, including Thor, when he stands and wipes it off slowly.
And then Bucky grabs the biggest yam on the table and chucks it at Tony. It splatters against his forehead, slides down until it plops on to his plate. Tony gets to his feet, wipes his eyes with both hands and glares.
"Do you know how much that concealer cost?" Tony growls, picks up a hand full of mashed potatoes. "More than your life!"
And then a full on food fight breaks out.
