Haruhi's twin

Chapter 4: Attack of the Lady Manager

Emi's pov

The host club had just finished our Japanese theme, I felt tired and was currently on Kaoru's back. "Hey Emi, why are on his back? Why not mine?" Hikaru asked, I shifted my eyes over to him. "Kaoru is nicer to me and he gives me cake." Kaoru laughed, trying to rub it in his twins face but Hikaru pulls out a piece of chocolate cake, causing my eyes to turn into hearts. Haruhi was complaining about me having too much cake, when I spotted the head of a person. It was girl, peeking into the club room but she seemed a bit shy. I got off Kaoru's back, to go greet her and the twins noticed her too. "Well don't just stand there, come in." Tamaki got angry and yelled at them and he turns back to the girl. He role models perfect host behavior, but the girl shoves him away and calls him a phony. She laces into him with endless insults, until he collapses. I tugged on her sleeve and she gushed over how cute I was. Until she saw Kyoya, who seemed to recognize her but before he can complete a sentence, she flings herself at him, calling him her Prince Charming. 

All of us freak out and the girl introduced herself and described how Kyoya is her real-life Miyabi, who is nothing like the sensitive character she describes. I sat there, completely confused as to what she was even referring too. Whatever that person she described was, it wasn't Kyoya-senpai at all.

"Oh no!!" The twins started to panic, running around behind the couch as they shouted about how she was a gamer. When she learns that Kyoya is the club's director, she appoints herself the club's manager which Kyoya allows because her family does business with the Ootori's.

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The next day Renge shows up with freshly baked homemade cookies, Tamaki-senpai started ranting on about how she is lady like but Renge decided to be rude towards Tamaki-senpai, just like yesterday. I didn't really understand what made her act so rude towards Tamaki-senpai, he was only being friendly with her.

"These aren't for you, you phony!" She yelled, sending him to his emo corner. I tugged on her dress and she bent down, handing me cookie and patting my head.

"Renge-chan, why are so mean to Tamaki-senpai?" She ignored the question, as Honey-senpai takes a cookie. When he says that the cookies were burnt, she turned into Medusa. "Oh, lookie... It's Medusa!" Mori picked me and Honey-senpai up and started running, as she chased us around the music room. Finally she gave some of the cookies to Kyoya-senpai and when Honey-senpai offered Renge a glass of milk, she snapped. Shifting into manager-mode, she tells them that each host must develop a dark side to keep their customers interested, but Kyoya-senpai on the other hand, is perfect. Honey-senpai was labeled as "the baby-faced thug." While Mori-senpai is labeled the "flunkie." The twins were made neurotic sports stars, Haruhi is a bullied honor student. Tamaki was apparently, "The lonely prince." This only made Tamaki sulk even more but he was happy that she had called him a prince, she turns to me and points.

"Emi, you are Honey-senpai's minion who has good grades! But you have a secret crush on Haruhi!" I looked at her like she was crazy, before laughing till my stomach hurt. "Haruhi is my twin brother." She blushed from embarrassment, clearing her throat.

"Okay, you have a secret crush on Honey-senpai." How did she know that?

The twins are on the basketball court and were playing a game. Kaoru is injured and Hikaru plays up their "Forbidden Brotherly Love," act. Tamaki is viewed standing in the rain, in a tragic pose. Honey is seen walking with Mori and I towards Haruhi with a menacing look on his face. All of a sudden, he breaks down and throws his arms around Haruhi saying he can't be mean to her which honestly made me want to laugh since Haruhi gave off a funny reaction.

"Cut!" Renge called out, she had a professional crew of camera people with her. She calls Haruhi and I to the side, when we turn the corner, I spot two tall mean-looking boys. I hid behind Haruhi but grew worried that she was gonna get herself into trouble with them, Renge started calling them the villains and I shook my head. She was way out of line here and the two didn't agree to it, she grabbed one of the boy's arm but this only made him angry. So one of the boys shoved Renge, who was pushed onto Haruhi. She was pushed onto me and I hit the wall with all of the impact. I fell and tear rolled down my face as Tamaki-senpai, and the others rushed over. Haruhi bent down to check if I was okay, while Tamaki-senpai grew angry enough that he grabbed both of the boys by the front of their shirts. It was good to know that even with his silly attitude at times, he deeply cared for Haruhi and I.

He started threatening them, but Haruhi intervened. "You can't call them villains just because of their outer appearance, Renge. They may look like thugs but that doesn't make them thugs, for all we know they could be good people. You should never judge a book by it's cover without getting to know them first." I looked up at Renge, who I thought took the words to heart especially because of her reaction. But apparently she didn't and loved the ad libbing, she swivels back around towards the camera. "Did you catch that?!" Renge questioned with excitement, "Yes, we did." One of the guys gives her a thumbs up, as there is a sudden loud sound of glass breaking. I lifted my head up to see Kyoya-senpai smash the camera lens with a rock, he didn't seem all to happy with Renge and her actions.

"I'm sorry, but I can't allow a record of any host engaging in violence." Kyoya-senpai stated, pushing up his glasses like he always does.

"Why are you acting so different?" Renge seemed a bit hurt by Kyoya-senpai's actions. Tamaki sighs and smiles up at her, "Your fantasy is not reality, Renge. Kyoya isn't a video game character." He explained, as he helped me stand to my feet. "You should just get to know people little by little, as they are." Haruhi stated, which made the other hosts agree with her and smile.