Haruhi's twin

Chapter 5: The Twins Fight!!!

Emi's POV

The host club is in operation and the twins are still playing their game, this time with customers, and still no one can guess correctly. After a while things had settled down, I was eating chocolate cake and sitting on Tamaki's back. "That's the dumbest game I've ever heard of. I don't understand this whole twin cest thing." Haruhi stated, standing in front of the two.

"Having a couple of good-looking guys with homosexual tendencies earns the club high points. It also helps if the two struggle between their attraction and their friendship." Hikaru stated, as I walked over towards the pair.

"And in our case, because we're twins, our relationship is taboo and, therefore, more intriguing." Kaoru stated, he was an interesting person.

"And, besides, who HASN'T fantasized about twins? Having two loves is better than one, don't you think?" Hikaru added, as the guests all flutter with excitement. I swear those girls will be the death of me, they swoon over the stupidest things.

"Hikaru, Kaoru! When I gave you control of the club's website, I did it so one condition that you take it seriously!" Tamaki-senpai shouted, angry with the twins.

"We take our job very seriously, boss." Hikaru said.

"In fact, last night we worked on it till dawn." Kaoru added.

"Is that what you worked so hard to create?" Tamaki-senpai shouted, showing us the club's website. On the screen of the laptop, there was a photo of what seems to be Haruhi with a toned masculine bare back, looking over her shoulder at the camera. Beside it was a picture of me in a bathing suit, sitting in a weird position. "You two look great." Honey-senpai complimented, as I glared at the twins.

"Tell me when!" Tamaki-senpai shouted.

"Huh?"

"When did you take naked pictures of Haruhi and Emi?" Tamaki-senpai asked, which got him to start imagining weird things turning him bright red in the face.

"You bribed them, didn't you?!"

"You're imagining things." Hikaru and Kaoru said. "It's obvious that the photo's been altered." Hikaru suggested, "It was photoshopped?" Tamaki-senpai asked, making me shake my head. I wondered how they got pictures of us in the first place, they haven't known us that long.

"You idiots! That's a waste of your skills! Have you no shame? But if you're going to do it anyway, can you photoshop Haruhi into this idol photo book? Hmm, please?" It was so obvious that Tamaki-senpai had a crush on Haruhi, which I found both cute and weird. "Don't be ridiculous, boss. Why don't you just..." Hikaru trailed off, "...Ask her if she'd wear an outfit like one of those?" Kaoru finished the question, which was amusing. Haruhi and I were twins but never really finished each other sentences, let alone questions. Tamaki looks over to Haruhi, asking her opinion but she refuses. The onlooking guests agree that seeing Haruhi in a dress would be cute and Haruhi chastises the twins for taking photos, without her permission.

"Just what do you take me for?" She asked.

"Isn't it obvious? You're our toy."

"As we were saying, in order to entertain oneself in this otherwise boring life..." Hikaru started, "..... One must find himself stimulating toys." Kaoru popped up on the other side of Haruhi, who I happened to be standing next to.

"I am not your toy! Neither is Haruhi!" I argued.

Umehito Nekozawa, President of the Black Magic Club was at the door. I remembered meeting him the other day, he had given me a belzenef doll.

"You want a toy? Toys.... Toys.... If you like toys, then you should come and visit my black magic club. We've opened a marketplace that boats black magic items from across the globe. We're also holding mass around the clock. If you visit right now, I'll even throw in a free curse doll. You could have Belzenef as your free gift." Nekozawa-senpai explains from the crack in the door, which honestly creeped me out.