Chapter 12: Honey and Emi's three bitter days

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Haruhi's pov

~Club is now closed~

Honey-senpai was currently sleeping, while the twins and Tamaki were freaking out. "Look at what you did!!! What do think will happen if he finds out we spilled tea all over his beloved Usa-chan?!!!" Tamaki panicked, yelling at the twins.  "How is it our fault? It's Haruhi's. We only wanted to dress her in a bunny suit!" I noticed that Emi was sleeping right next Honey-senpai and that she looked really peaceful, but I remembered that she wasn't a graceful waker as well.

"Guys, I don't it would be a good idea to wake Emi up, she is a bad riser and she will kill you!!" I warned the three idiots, who were now freaking out about Emi's bad attitude. I looked down at the tea covered table, noticing that Yuki wad covered in it as well. Tamaki-senpai must have noticed the tea on Yuki, becoming pale white. "Guys, I'm okay with you guys making this much noise. But I advise you, don't wake up Emi or Honey." This caused all three to turn white, as they hid behind the couch. "I'm just going to wake them up and tell them it was an accident." As soon as I headed towards them, Tamaki-senpai pulled me back frantically.

"He is a beast, there was a story that once the Haninozuka family traveled overseas to give combat training for the soldiers, and Honey-senpai had been sleeping in because of his jet lag. But when the soldier went wake him up, he shook him carelessly. So then Honey-senpai woke up and the whole place blew up!!!!" Tamaki-senpai explained in a shaky voice, I just shrugged and walked over to the bed they were sleeping on. Tamaki-senpai quickly pulled me back behind the couch, I let out a small squeal and both Honey-senpai and Emi moved around. The twins and Tamaki-senpai froze, quickly turning pale white.

"Don't do it, please. He has the same blood type as Kyoya and its AB+ positive!" Kyoya-senpai who was typing on his computer, stopped typing and looked over at the four of us. "What's wrong with my blood type? Emi also has the same blood type as me and Honey-senpai, you know?" He then continued to type on the computer again. Tamaki started freaking out, which woke up Honey-senpai. He looked over at us, with this glare that could bury you six feet under. The bear that was laying next to him was suddenly thrown down really hard.

"Not my teddy bear!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!" He got out of the bed, as Tamaki-senpai looked over to Mori-senpai for help. Mori got up and walked over to the table as Honey-senpai picked up a soggy Usa-chan. "Who did this to my usa-chan?" He said very menacing, causing the twins to cry until Mori-senpai's deep voice cut through the air.

"He wanted some tea." Honey-senpai's face lit up, "Do you think he could eat cake too?" Mori nodded, making the twins and tamaki sigh in relief but then Emi woke up. She had gotten up and walked over to Yuki, who was soaking wet. She looked up with darkness in her eyes, which scared the crap out of everyone except Honey-senpai and Kyoya-senpai. Tamaki-senpai stuttering when he saw angry Emi, staring over at the three of them.

"We spilled tea on Yuki because Hikaru wanted to dress Haruhi up. I'm sorry, please don't hurt me!" He said, shielding himself from her with the twins. "Emi, don't worry. We'll get her all cleaned up and she'll look like new." I placed a hand on her shoulder, she looked up at me and her eyes eventually softened.

~club is now open~
20 minutes later

"Oww," Honey took a bite out of a cake, but I noticed that his cheek was red. We tried to see what happened, but he kept squirming so Mori-senpai had to take action. He pushed Honey-senpai back, landing on the couch behind them and the girls freaked out.

"Kyaaaaaaaaaaa!!" The girls screamed, some even fainted which made roll my eyes. Mori-senpai looked to Tamaki-senpai, who seemed to know what to do. "Well everyone, Honey-senpai has a cavity so we are going to have to ban sweets. I ask you kind ladies not to bring sweets into the club to help support Honey-senpai in his recovery." Emi gasped, hearing that there would be no more sweets in the club room. Mori walked away with the cake, which made Honey-senpai chase after him. "No Takashi, don't take my cake!" Mori-senpai stopped walking, turning his head to look back at Honey-senpai.

"No more cake." Mori-senpai stated bluntly, making Honey-senpai yell. Suddenly Renge came through the floor, announcing Honey-senpai and Emi's bitter days beginning. "And so begins Honey and Emi's bitter days in hell." Emi tugged on Tamaki-senpai's jacket, making him look down at her. "Please don't take my cake away." She begged, as he turned bright red and tried to composed himself. "I'm sorry Emi, but I have to for Honey-senpai's sake." He shook his head, making her cry.

~the next day ~

Honey and Emi were trudging their way along the hallway, the guests were feeling bad for the both of them. "I know it's not right to say this, but he looks like Awwwww." Mori-senpai was walking behind them.

"Hand it over," Mori-senpai stopped in front of them and turned to look at them. "I can carry it myself," Eventually Honey-senpai gave his bag to Mori. Tamaki, the twins and I were a little far behind them watching the three of them. Mori dumped Honey-senpai's bag, but only to find books and pencils in it. His eyes widened, when he realized Emi's bag was the one holding all the candy.

"Emi hand the bag to me slowly." Mori-senpai demanded, but she refused. "No, I can carry my bag myself. I don't need any help." Emi said stubbornly, while holding her bag to her chest. He snatched the bag from her faster than the eye could see, and dumped her bag on the floor. A mountain of candy spilled out the bag and onto the floor, making Emi sigh while Honey-senpai sniffled. "I just wanted to look at them," Mori-senpai pulled out a long sheet of paper and held it in front of the two.

"Then how about this?" The paper he had shown the two was a flyer, that said that a candy store had a sale on candy. Outside I spotted a girl confessing her love to Mori, who remains silent making the girl wonder if he cares for someone else. He tried to appeal to the other guests, by saying that he was fully recovered. He tried to appeal to me but I saw right through his little charade, handing him Kyoto kelp as a substitute.

On the third day, Honey-senpai finally gave up. He went to open a cabinet, which caused Tamaki-senpai to panic.

"Don't worry, I emptied all the cupboards." Kyoya-senpai explained, but I noticed something. 'He seems so bubbly and happy about Honey-senpai not eating sweets.' I thought to myself. Emi stormed over to the cupboard, next to Honey-senpai to find a stuffed doll. She picked it up and threw it down with so much force, to which the doll's head came clean off. Honey-senpai, who was in a foul mood threw down the teddy bear that stared at him.

"Not my teddy bear again! Why does he keep doing that?" Tamaki-senpai shouted, beginning to cry. Honey-senpai trudged away from the cabinet and fell to the floor, not moving. Tamaki walked over to him and put a hand on Honey-senpai's back, shaking him slightly. This only caused Honey-senpai to lift his head, and bite down on Tamaki-senpai's outstretched hand.

"AHHHHHHHHHH, SOMEBODY GET HIM OFF MY HAND. HE'S EATING IT!!! AHHHH!!!!!!" Tamaki -senpai screamed, as he tried to shake Honey-senpai off his hand. Mori-senpai who was sitting quietly at a table, stood up and walked over to the two.

"Mitsukuni, you are being disgraceful." Mori stated plainly. Honey let go of Tamaki-senpai's hand, looking over at Mori-senpai. "It was just one piece of candy, it wouldn't hurt you idiot!!!!," He flipped Mori-senpai over his shoulder, catching everyone off guard as Mori-senpai hit the floor. "I hate you Takashi!!!" With that statement, Honey-senpai ran out the room with Tamaki-senpai who went after him. Emi who had been watching it all busted into tears, causing Kyoya-senpai to walk over to her. He got her to stop crying, while Mori-senpai started to explain how he felt.

"It would be my fault if he had to get false teeth, because I forgot to tell him to brush his teeth." Leaving us confused, Honey-senpai bursted through the door. "Takashi, I'm sorry."  The two hugged and he smiled, "I won't forget to brush my teeth, I promise." Honey-senpai said to Mori.

A few days later the prohibition on sweets is no more, Honey-senpai goes back to stuffing his face. The girl from the courtyard appears in the salon, which made me curious. "It's okay if I'm not his object of affection but the fact that Honey-senpai is, it's just so...yay!" Renge congratulates the girl on broadening her horizons. All the fangirls cried out, "MOE!" Making me roll my eyes. "Good grief." I sighed, watching the rest of the scene in front of me.

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