Chapter 32: How to Be a Neko

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This is what Bender would look like as a cat :3


Either click on the "external link" on the last part of the chapter for a neko quiz, type it in manually or...

LOOK IN THE COMMENTS FOR THE LINK!

Neko Quiz:

http://www.playbuzz.com/flamingkita10/what-type-of-neko-are-chu

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Bender turned into a gray cat, unsurprisingly.

His fur was soft and all gray. His eyes were a brilliant yellow, the black slits making his whole demeanor a bit creepy.

He then mewed tentatively.

You almost felt like giggling. See Bender as a cat cracked you up. However, the other Planet Express members were confused.

"Is that... Bender?" Fry asked.

"For once, you didn't say something idiotic. Yes Fry. Since he's in my brain, he can morph. He's adorable, isn't he?" You felt your circuits heat up as you felt both embarrassed and happy at the same time.

"Oh lord..." Leela rolled her eye.

"Sweet gecko of neko! What happened to you?" Hermes said, confused.

Bender mewed again.

You squatted down and picked up Bender. You looked into his eyes to make sure he was paying attention.

"Bender, you're a cat. I have practiced for years on how to morph. You are going to have to do it in minutes. I'm going to put you on the ground and you have to think of your human self. A.K.A. My body, not yours, since you're in my body. You have to think of what you would look like in my body." You repeated, setting him down on the floor. Bender scrunched his cat eyes up tight and thought really hard about himself. It took maybe about 30 seconds, but he morphed all right.

"That was really weird. You seemed so big and scary!" Bender admitted, turning slightly pink.

"Thank you!" You said in a way that meant: I've been trying to tell you that this whole time! "Nice job, by the way, considering it was your first time."

Bender smiled. "Thanks!"

Bender then went back to his normal self.

"Man I look sexy from down there. People should go-" He smirked about to crack a dirty joke before you interrupted, glaring at him.

"Was that really necessary?!" You said angrily.

"Hee-hee hee hee...ooh. That's weird. For the second time in my life, I have to go to the bathroom." Bender mused.

You rolled your eyes and sat down at the conference table while Bender washed up. The Planet Express crew joined you lazily, settling back on the chairs drinking beer or Slurm.

It almost seemed peaceful, until Bender said something ridiculously embarrassing.

"Hey, why are there two pee holes on the human body?" Bender yelled from the bathroom.

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