Bender x Reader - Futurama

Chapter 58: Landed

A/N

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Once you were cleaned off, there was the matter of the fluid in your lungs. It burned every time you took a breath, and apparently breathing is necessary. 

"Do you have fluid inside of you or somethin'?" Bender said. You nodded. You let out a hoarse mew. At least you could mew now. It wasn't big, but it was a start. 

"Okay great, 'cause there's nothing I can do about it," Bender shrugged. You were still in his hands. You shook your tail and made a circle before laying down comfortably. 

That's when you saw them. 

"Where in hell where you guys?!" Bender yelled at the Planet Express crew who were running towards you and Bender. 

"I dunno, but we're here now." Fry said cluelessly. As per usual. 

"We've got to get out of here before Zapp and the Devil's crew find us!"  Leela pointed out.
"Is that (Y/N)?" Zoidberg pointed at you. You gave them a cat-smile. 

"Why is she in your hands?" Amy asked. 
"Long story LET'S GO ALREADY!" Bender bolted for the exit, the crew not far behind. Pretty soon, they were on the ship, the angry yells of the Robot Devil drowned out by the drone of the Planet Express ship's engine. 

"Is she hurt?" Leela asked once they were airborne, sneaking a glance over her shoulder at the curled up cat in Bender's hands. 

"Kinda. Eh, she'll live." Bender shrugged.  

You shook your haunches before leaping off of Bender's hands and onto the floor. Cats always land on their feet, right? You then morphed back into a human. It took you a little longer this time because you were exhausted. 

"See, I'm fine!" You said to Leela, your voice still a bit grainy. Leela nodded, turning her eye back to the road. Or rather, sky-ish... galaxy-ish... abyss...... ANYWAY

You stretched your metallic arm and moved your fingers around. 

"This calls for celebratory martinis." Bender said, detaching his head. Pouring a martini in his head he began shaking his head violently. Words of approval echoed through the crew. 

You shrugged. You weren't really into drinking, so you headed down to the kitchen to see what you could create. 

"Hey, no one goes in Bender's kitchen!" Bender saw you and dashed after you. Grinning, you scampered downstairs even faster, Bender right on your heels. Grabbing a pot, you held it out across the doorway.

Just as you hoped, he sprinted down the stairs and into the pan. You laughed as his face was bashed. Bender growled and swiped at your legs, causing you to fall on your butt. Which was kinda painful. You continued to laugh though. 

"You should've seen your face though!" You cried with laughter. 

"Ha ha, hilarious." Bender grunted, pulling himself up. You joined him. 

"Alright, let's make something." Bender rubbed his hands together, reaching for a mop. You tilted your head, confused. He mopped the grill - Yes, mopped it. Then he squeezed the remains into a pan where he added salt and pepper. 

It reminded you of when kids try to make 'concoctions' using salt and pepper and other random ingredients. 

"Uhm-" 
"I'm making lunch." Bender said. 

Your jaw dropped. "Do you even know anything about what humans eat?" You said as kindly as you could, but it still came out somewhat rudely. 

"Yes of course! Same as robots, except for the oil." Bender shrugged, turning his back to you and facing his pot of mop water. 

"Not exactly." You said, causing Bender to turn around. "Robots don't have taste buds - therefore, they can have almost anything and be okay. As for humans, well... we have taste buds. And stomachs, and they don't respond nicely to germs and...mop water..." You scrunched up your face. 

"Oh, and I suppose you can cook?!" Bender pointed an accusing finger at you. 
"I can kinda cook. Can I make dinner tonight? Pleaseeeee?" You begged. 

"No." 

"PLEASEEEEEEE?!" You morphed into a cat, jumping into his arms. You gave him your most adorable look - pouty kitten eyes. 

"Nuh-uh, not falling for it-" Bender sighed. "Fine, you can cook tonight." 

"Yay!" You jumped back, morphing back into a human. 

With a shake, you felt the Planet Express ship land. 

Finally. You were home to stay.