Bender x Reader - Futurama

Chapter 28: It's Happening

"Well, I guess we should just go back to our normal lives. 'Personalities under control' oh for god's sake. We'll be fine." You said with an uncanny sense of confidence.

You frowned.

"That's weird. I would never say that..." You trailed off, the gears in your brain ticking.

"But I would." Bender finished.

Both of you seemed to come to the same conclusion.

"We are beginning to switch minds!" You two said in unison. You then began to laugh. Bender just looked at everyone with fear in his eyes.

You stopped laughing. "I am so sorry! I didn't mean to laugh."

"It's okay." Bender said quietly. He then smacked himself. "I became so shy and volunerable! Not fair. I'm not used to this."

"Trust me, neither are we." Fry added.

"I've become carefree and rude!" You said in shock.

"I've become shy and girly." Bender huffed.

Bender then began to cry. "There are too many emotions! We're doomed." He sobbed.

"Hee hee hee." You chuckled. "I'm sorry Bender." You corrected yourself. You hugged him.

"I guess I feel a little better." Bender sniffled.

"C'mon, let's go talk to the Professor to see if he can fix this." You said proudly and dragged Bender to the lab.

The Professor was fumbling with a machine when you and Bender arrived. The crew tagged along too because by this point they were very curious.

"Oh hello Bender and (Y/N). How are your personalities handling?" The Professor said coolly.

"Horrible!" Bender said and then burst into tears again.

"Sissy in the house." You mumbled. "Dang it I didn't mean that!" You mentally punched yourself.

"Oh dear. It was far far worse than I expected." The Professor rubbed his temple.

"Oh just tell us already!" Leela said impatiently.

"It appears that their original minds are leaving residue on the new occupying mind. In other words, their brains are affecting each other. Pretty soon, their minds will be switched, but they will still have the 'quirks' of the other person."

"Oh great." Leela face palmed. Bender sobbed louder. "We are doomed!"

"Man up, you big wimp." You told Bender. You looked at the Professor desperately. "You gotta help us! My emotions are tearing Bender apart. Plus, I'm being incredibly rude!"

"Apparently, there are way more than 2 emotions in humans, and NOBODY TOLD ME! I hate this." Bender crossed his arms and sat on the floor.

"Unfortunately, I can't do anything right now. I am working on a mind switcher, but it will be harder now that you two are leaving 'brain residue' on each other." The Professor said honestly. "I am working very hard though." He added and returned to his work.

You turned towards the crew. "I just wanna say now- if I say anything rude, just know that it's not me." You explained. "Haha rude? I'm not rude. I am sexy though. Then again, that is undisputed, hee hee hee. AHDKSOQPEJNDNS STOP, ME!" You scolded yourself.

"Oh, I forgot to mention something. When your brains are leaving residue on each other, it will make your opposite personalities very extreme." The Professor mentioned.

"Yeah, you forgot to mention." You rolled your eyes, your hands on your hips."I need to teach you about human emotions, especially about female emotions. If you don't know how to channel them, it can and will tear you apart. Also, you need to learn how to control your shape-shifting." You told Bender.

"Yeah. I can help you come up with better comebacks to help your rude spirit!" He offered.

"No thanks. But if you could tell me how to prevent myself from swearing - now that would be helpful." You replied.

"But you haven't swore at all!" Amy jumped in.

"Don't get me started, bitch." You growled. You then face palmed. "Dammit, sorry. Fuck. Shit, I need to stop swearing. DAMMIT!" You yelled.

Fry laughed. "It's actually kinda funny."

"Do you want me to punch you in the crotch? I have a metal arm, for the record." You threatened Fry.

Fry covered his 'lower horn' and took a step back.

Bender sprung up.

"Don't! Violence is not good. Trust me..." He trailed off and looked into the distance dramatically.

"Wait, I would say that. But, I only say that because I have bad memories. You don't even know my memories!" Your eyes widened.

"The switch! It's starting!" Zoidberg exclaimed.

You body began to burn. It then seemed to go to your head. Your head began to throb and pulse. "Owww!" You yelled.

"Ow ow ow ow OW!" Bender screamed, clutching his head.

You both fell to the floor next to each other. Your eyes then closed involuntarily. 

You and Bender said one last word in unison before you blacked out.

"Shoot."