Bender's Point of View
God, after last night's "date" I feel incredibly sappy.
Like you wouldn't believe.
I was all like "We have so much in common..." "Nyeh nyeh nyeh..." "I'm a whiny complaining piece of shiny metal!"
BITE MY WHINY METAL ASS!
C'mon Bender pull yourself together!
But...
Then again...
That kiss was...
It drew you in... Oh no...I'M BECOMING ZAPP BRANNIGAN nuuuuuu
Initiating Mental Breakdown in T minus 30 seconds.
Daghhhhh! No one has done this to me before! I need booze, and fast. Maybe I could rob some old lady to buy myself some beer.
I couldn't do that in 30 seconds!
Hah, that's what they think. Now MOVE YOUR SHINY METAL ASS AND LET'S GET GOING GO JUST GO
Intiating Mental Breakdown in T minus 20 seconds.
No One's Point of View
And Bender ran screaming out of the Planet Express building. His arms were flailing and he was screaming. Not to mention that he was ticking like a time bomb.
"What the manwich has gotten into Bender?" Hermes asked.
Fry shrugged.
"He's just being...Bender."
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Bender x Reader - Futurama
RomanceUpdate 3.2.2022: I am rebooting this fic with a more robust storyline while sticking to every main plot point of the original. This fic was written mostly when I was around 12-13 so I wanted to update it with my more advanced writing! Love you all. ...
