who lives in tucson so i can meet you and kiss ur face/ THIS PANIC! ALBUM THOUGH HOLY FUCK
also i don't appreciate racist comments on my story (-: stop calling calum ching chong you fucking idiots
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"mhm im listening" i kissed along ashton's neck as he spoke. i think it was something about the place we were going to today. "don't lie to me."
i felt his hands grip my hips and i smiled. he was sitting on the little office chair that came in the room while i straddled his waist. "can we have sex?"
"since when do you ask?" he chuckled, leaving kisses down my jaw and i moaned quietly. "consent is key."
ashton smiled, pecking my lips before moving me off of him. "this is why i love you."
"there's plenty of more reasons than that." i spoke while stripping myself from all my clothes. ashton undid the button on his jeans and let them pool at his ankles before stepping out of them. i motioned to his shirt and he hesitated before turning around and slowly lifting it up, . i stared at the white bandage on the dead center of his back. "you got a tattoo? since when?"
"last night, michael got one with me too." he started to fumble with the tape before finally undoing it and pushed the bandage to the side. "it's cheesy i know."
i bit my bottom lip as i stared at april and i's full name written in a small print. "did michael do that with luke and charlie?"
ashton put the bandage back on and turned back around. "yup, and i think luke should be finding out right about," he put three fingers up and counted down to one, hearing a small squeal coming from next door. "now."
"i was going to do my vows on my arm but decided against it." he shrugged and i pulled him into my arms, our bare chests pressed against each other's. "i love you so much."
"you don't leave out on showing it either." ashton smiled cheekily, tapping my thigh and i jumped, wrapping my legs around his waist as he carried me over to the bed. he laid me down gently and i ran a hand through his mop of curls. "can you make love to me?"
"i don't know, can i?" he giggled, pressing a sweet kiss to my lips.
and towards the end of the night he did.
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"look look it's ashton!" louis shouted, pointing to a monkey that was sitting by the stairs. ashton frowned but i pressed a kiss to his shoulder. "don't worry you're my monkey."
"is that supposed to make me feel better?" he laughed and i shrugged, feeling april tug on my shorts. "yes baby?"
"i met a girl." she spoke quietly, rocking back on her heels and i raised an eyebrow. "what's her name?"
"i can't pronounce it."
"try."
"i can't! i don't want to be rude when i get it wrong."
"if you can try to pronounce czechoslovakia you can try to pronounce her name."
"mah-dei"
"how is it spelled?"
"like made, but pronounced differently."
"did she tell you?"
"she did but i forgot."
i stared down at her and shook my head. "so made?" [ma-day]
"like that!" april practically screamed. "that's her name-it's an ashton!"
april jumped back as another monkey started to crawl towards her. ashton frowned even harder and i laughed. "michael come see this!"
his head turned at the sound of his name and he made his way over to me. "what?"
"shh," i pressed a finger to his lips. "listen." i pointed down to april who was currently playing with the monkey.
"hi ashy, how are you? you've changed a lot." she patted his head and michael held in a laugh.
"april i have all rights to ground you." ashton stared at her sternly and she slowly moved her hand away from the monkey.
"oh so serious, he really is your daddy calum." luke chimed in and my cheeks heated up. "april i-uh- go play with your friend yeah? she's by the huts isn't she?"
"she is, but that doesn't keep you from explaining how ash is your daddy." she narrowed her eyes at me before running off. i kept an eye on her and made sure she made it safely before turning my attention to luke. "did you seriously have to say that in front of her?"
"why did you say that in front of her." ashton looked between us and luke shrugged his shoulders. "we made a bet who has the best sex."
michael looked at ashton and then to luke. "what makes you think i'm better than ashton? he could be-"
"we are not doing the foursome!" i shouted, earning expressions from people i couldn't explain.
"i'll do a foursome when and where?" harry popped in and soon everyone was standing in a circle, except for charlie and adrian who were talking near by. "okay me and luke made a bet that we have better sex."
"impossible, lou and i are crazy. you can't beat us."
"how big of a competition is this supposed to be?" ashton pinched the bridge of his nose and luke rubbed at his chin. "i have an idea."
"please share." harry leaned in a bit and i rolled my eyes.
"each of us make a video, and in the end we watch them and see who one, get's hard first, and two, cums first."
i stared at luke with a blank expression. "we aren't doing it on this trip, we do it back home got it?"
everyone put their hands in and awkwardly shook hands with everyone else before pulling away. "can we enjoy the rest of this trip now? adrian and charlie might be having sex and april might be-"
"they're nine and eight, say another word and i'll-" i started but ashton put a hand over my mouth. luke snickered and i moved his hand out of the way. "what bitch, say it to my face."
"does daddy have to do that when you're too loud?"
"daddy does." ashton patted my bum and everyone laughed.
as we gathered up all the kids and started the pathway that lead down a trail, i kept my thoughts on how to get the stupid blonde back.
and oh did i have the perfect plan.
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is anyone willing to write smut for me? dm please if you are because i have some plot holes in this book that will be created with these kinky works (-:
