grindr ❯ joshler

"i'll give you a blowjob if you put me down."

tyler's pov

"gooooooooood morning boyfriend!" i hear josh yell, waking me up from my once peaceful sleep.

i groaned, covering my ears with the pillow and turning so i'm laying on my belly. i feel someone turn me over and pick me up bridal style. hmm, i wonder who that could be. "j, c'mon, stop it. put me down." i whine, josh still not budging. "i'll give you a blowjob if you put me down." i said, testing my boundaries. and if almost on cue, he put me right down. "you owe me a blowjob" he smirked. "haha, no i don't" i replied, watching as josh shot daggers at me.

walking downstairs to the kitchen, i grabbed a redbull, popping the tab open and looking in my fridge to see if there was anything to eat. frankly, there was not. i heard the pads of someone's feet walking into the kitchen, then feeling a pair of arms wrap around my waist. "hello baby" i heard josh say, shivering as his mouth nipped at my ear lobe and along my neck. "we need to go grocery shopping." i deadpanned. "what a way to kill the mood, joseph." josh said, slight sarcasm in his voice. "not now joshy, maybe later." i smirked. he shrugged then walked away into the living room. i then heard a 'fuck yeah!' erupt from that part of the house. giggling, i made my way to the room josh was in. i grabbed my shoes and sat on the couch next to him, putting them on. "where are you goin'?" josh questioned. "oh ya know, the place where people go to buy food to continue surviving in the world." josh looked at me, confused as can be, "stop acting all smart and deep and stuff." i looked at him in shock, "you're the one who can fucking speak french!" we looked at each other dead in the eyes, then both started bursting into fits of laughter. "i'll be back soon, yeah?" he nodded, pecking my lips.

an hour later, i come home to a sleeping josh on the couch. i quickly put away the groceries and slipped into josh's arms. i could tell he noticed i was trying to get comfortable because he moved his arms to where they were perfectly wrapped around me. i sighed contently, laying my head against his chest. i swear, all we do together is sleep, cuddle, and drink redbull. and you know what? i'm perfectly okay with that.

here's a short, shitty filler, i'll throw forehead in here and make ryan josh's bff and make ryden happen. lmao thank you so so much for 100 reads! it means so much! xx