Never ✧ KnB x Reader Oneshots

Haizaki Shogō (1)

PLEASE DON'T KILL ME. I REALLY WANTED TO MAKE THIS AN ONE-SHOT

(...)

The Strongest Man

"Guys, I want to pull a prank."

Everyone on the Fukada Sōgō basketball team turned towards their manager. Ishida, the captain of the team, sighed and set down the basketball in his hands. "[Last Name]-san, you're not allowed to pull pranks," he said. She frowned and crossed her arms. "Why not? I didn't do nothing bad last time!" Ishida gave her a pointed glare. "You broke into our houses and put hair dye into our showers. One of our starters quit because of you!"

Just talking about the incident made [Name] laugh so hard that tears started falling out of her eyes. "That was so funny! And by the way, it's your fault for having houses that have bad security," she commented, wiping her tears away. Ishida groaned. "No means no, [Last Name]-san." She pouted.

Haizaki sauntered over to [Name] and put his arm around her shoulder. "Now, I'd be lying when I say I wasn't pissed off when I found my hair to be bright yellow. However, this mind of hers is on par with Momoi's, so I think it's best to let her do things her way. And that guy f#$%ing sucked at basketball," he said, tapping the sides of her head with his fingers. She looked up with hopeful eyes. "Can I really, Haizaki-kun?!" she asked excitedly. He smirked. "Only if you allow me to join in the fun." Her eyes sparkled.

"Ishida-kun, I'm going to take Haizaki-kun somewhere for a while! It won't matter 'cause he usually don't show up to practice anyways!" she chirped. Before her senior could reply, she grabbed Haizaki's arm and skipped away. Ishida sighed once more and pinched the bridge of his nose.

One of the first year's came up to him. "Captain, why don't you just discharge him?" he asked. Ishida looked over to him. "Well, as much as I hate to say it, he does do good for our team," he admitted. He looked over to the door where the trouble maker and their manager just disappeared out of. "Plus, I hate losing more than I hate guys like him," he grumbled.

(...)

"Okay, who's the one who did this?"

It was the second day in a row where all of the practicing members of Fukuda Sōgo looked towards a person interrupting. However, instead of a bored delinquent, they got something far more hilarious.

Due to personal issues (and quite possibly medical issues), Mochizuka Kazuhiro was bald. During the course of his life, he had never gotten teased because of his lack of hair. This was due to his menacing figure and eyes set on a permanent glare. However, he was really a pushover. And [Name] knew this better than anyone.

When Mochizuka burst through the doors of the gym, it was hard to keep a straight face. He was dressed in a plain, yellow jumpsuit that had a short zipper on the collar. In addition to this, he had a circular belt, red gloves, red boots, and a white cape. In shorter words, he was the strongest man alive.

Suddenly, [Name] ran out from one of the gym doors with a stereo in her arms. She was wearing a black dress that looked like one that a witch would wear and a green, curly wig. Connected to the stereo was a phone. Once the extension cord she was using went taunt, she set it down and pushed play. Haizaki, who had a blond wig and horrible cyborg cosplay, ran out while the first line of the music rang out throughout the gym.

ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!

Mochizuki's face visibly paled when those words played. [Name] was singing along with a hairbrush in hand. Haizaki tugged as his blond wig, probably wondering why he had ever agreed to the idea. All of the others, except for Ishida, were snickering. In fact, one of the first years fell onto the ground because he was laughing too much.