Never ✧ KnB x Reader Oneshots

Takao Kazunari (1)

A request for blackandwhitejoker! By the way, did you know you could only tag people if your following them?

I learned that today.

Anyways, onto the story!

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Communication Troubles

It had always been easy for [Name] to talk to her boyfriend, Takao. How would it not? He was the easiest going guy in the whole school. Changing the topic was no trouble for Takao was interested in practically everything. The fact that he knew how to make her laugh until she felt like she would burst.

Today was different than usual. Awkwardness hung in the air even though a fairly lively conversation was going on between the two. It wasn't Takao's fault for all of this awkwardness... Well, not directly. There was a problem that [Name] didn't exactly know how to address, being the modest and innocent girl she is.

Takao's fly was down.

For any other girl, this wouldn't be a problem. All it would take would be a simple phrase, some blushing, and a rushed apology. But, as it has been stated before, [Name] is innocent and modest. Of course, she knew about sex and the genitals of different sexes thanks to an uncomfortable talk from her parents and an equally uncomfortable Sex-Ed class. That was the extent of her knowledge, though.

So telling Takao to zip up his fly was a very, very difficult task for her to do.

At first, she decided to try to get him to do it subconsciously. Seeing as she was in still in her school uniform since they were walking home together, she scratched her thigh. Not surprisingly, she was asked if she had a bug bite. This led to a mini-lecture about wearing bug spray when going into places with lots of trees. If she had to guess, [Name] would say that this was brought about by his little sister's trip to the woods and her whinings about the bug bites she got. Takao's older brother mode was always something to be feared.

But no matter how much she thought about something else, the fact was that his fly was still down.

Luckily, [Name] had a Plan B. During one of the rare silent points of their trip, she took out her phone and texted Takao's best friend, Midorima, to text Takao that his fly was down. When the message that told her simply no, she realized this was a horrible plan. Midorima couldn't even admit that the raven haired boy was his friend.

And so, the fly continued to stay down.

[Name] decided just to tell him straight on. The words would come out of her mouth in the wrong order but it should be enough for him to get the idea. She pumped herself up in her mind. When the time seemed perfect, she opened her mouth and-

"Hey, Mommy! That man's fly is down!"

Takao looked at [Name] with an expression of horror. She blushed and looked away from him.

"That can't be! Men don't have their flys down-" The mother of the child looked at Takao and quickly turned back to her son. "I guess you're right! Always make sure that you zipped up your pants, okay?"

They walked away with the boy telling his mother that he would remember to do that. Takao's soul flew out of his body in a way only an anime could accurately portray.

"Please kill me now, [Nickname]-chan..."

(Extra Derp Ending...)

Midorima: *walks up to Takao the next day and looks down* I see that you decided to be decent today.

Takao: How did you know what happened, Shin-chan?!

Midorima: *glares at [Name]* Yes, I wonder how.

[Name]: Hehe... Sorry, Kazu-kun...

Takao: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME???? WHO ELSE KNOWS?!

Midorima: I told everyone else.

Takao: *screams in horror*

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Let's be honest here. This is so Takao.