Marco's Favorite Star ➵ A Collection Of Starco One Shots

One Shot #20: Two Stars?! [Part One]

A/N: THANK YOU LORD Wolf-Marks FOR GIVING ME THIS IDEA, ILYSM! ALSO, PREPARE YOUR BODIES, EXPECT A TON OF ANIMÉ REFERENCES

Marco's P.O.V.

It was a nice day in my lovely, lovely home. Well, lovely, if you take out the fact that there are flying narwhals and burning rainbows everywhere. Yes, this is the work of Star Butterfly. I honestly have no idea how this has happened. Hours earlier, I wake up to see a narwhal kissing my nose, a burning rainbow that's raining hail, snow and rain on top of me, and to top it all off, a frog in a tuxedo, floating around like nobody's business. Welcome to the insanity that is Star Butterfly. Practically Discord, from My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, but ten times worse. And yes, I watch My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. I am what you people on the internet call me, a 'brony'. Go ahead, sue me. Anyway, after courageously fighting my wall, which was alive and didn't want me to pass, I barely managed to get out of my room alive. (Did I win against the wall? ..No. But he let me pass eventually.) While walking down the stairs, I saw multiple fictional characters mashed with entirely other different characters. Need some examples? Well, first, I saw Neville Longbottom from Harry Potter, dressed as Darth Vader. Next, I saw Sailor Moon, cosplaying as Hatsune Miku. Then, I saw Luke Skywalker, talking to the cast of 'How I Met Your Mother'. Then, I see the teletubbies, yes, those horrific beings, playing with Barney. Next, I see Goku, dressed as Menma from 'Anohana'. Lastly, I see Death The Kid from 'Soul Eater', talking casually with Haruhi Suzumiya from 'The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya'. That enough examples for you? I knew I should of never told Star what animé was. After getting down the stairs, I at least see my breakfast, but in front of it, was a note, written in messy handwriting.

Dear Marco,

Watch One Punch Man. I'm in my room, practicing some spells. Don't go in there. If you see any weird stuff, don't mind it. I also made you breakfast.

Sincerely,
Star

P.S. Watch Your Lie In April (Shigatsu Wa Kimi No Uso), The Familiar Of Zero, (Zero No Tsukaima), and Clannad: After Story. Oh, and Toradora! And Anohana! And Death Note! And My Little Monster! And Attack On Titan! And Sailor Moon! Ugh, I love Sailor Moon! And watch Angel Beats! And Pokémon! And Yu-Gi-Oh! And Cowboy Bebop! Also, watch this really old animé. It's called Voltes V, I think.. And watch Soul Eater! Ugh, SoMa for the win! Anyhoo, I love how you humans make such awesome entertainment!

Yep. I've gotten her this addicted to animé. I am so sorry. When I looked over to my breakfast, instead of cereal, I found rainbow water, with little, yellow narwhals swimming happily in it. Thank the heavens mom and dad went out on their anniversary trip. That's it. This was the last straw. I marched into Star's room, and I saw so many weird things spurting and leaking out the door, it looked terrifying. There was a flash every once in a while, and a flurry of mystical, weird stuff would leak out the door. I banged my hand on the door. "Star, I'm coming in!" And with that, I burst open the door, and saw two Stars.

"W-Wha?!"