Zodiac signs & horoscopes I

31 | Bad Puns

-I am so, so sorry-

Aries: Shout out to the people that don't know what the opposite of in is!

Taurus: I had a crazy dream last night. I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea...

Gemini: My sister bet that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should've seen her face when I drove pasta..

Cancer: I used to hate maths but then I realized decimals have a point.

Leo: I'm close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, I don't know y...

Virgo: I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something...

Libra: What kind of concert only costs 45 cents? A 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback.

Scorpio: Had an argument with my friend 5 years after i super glued his phone to his hand, he just couldn't let it go...

Sagittarius: I want to be cremated as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body.

Capricorn: What do you do when you are cold? Stay in the corner, it's about 90 degrees there.

Aquarius: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? I heard the food was good, but it had no atmosphere.

Pisces: Rick Astley will let you borrow any of his Pixar collection DVDs but he will never give you Up.