Aries: "IM PUSHING THE CART BITCHES, OUT OF MY WAY" *rolls off into the distance*
Taurus: *runs to free samples* "I want them all please"
Gemini: "I...I...I brought list guys, we need bread, peanut butter, and..."
Cancer: "ARIES! COME BACK HERE I WANT TO TRY!"
Leo: "Gemini, loosen up" *shreds list*
Virgo: *in the cart while Aries is running through the aisles*
Libra: *harassing the cashier* "so uh.. You come here often?"
Sagittarius: *climbing the shelves* "I'M THE RULER OF THIS JOINT!"
Scorpio: *selling drugs to customers at the door* "GUYS WE ARE MAKING BANK"
Capricorn: *throwing everything on the shelves on the floor* "HAVE FUN CLEANING HOES!"
Aquarius: *singing at the top of their lungs*
Pisces: *runs into store* MAKE A RUN FOR IT SOMEONE CALLED THE POLICE LETS BOOK IT
Everyone: SHIT WE NEVER GOT FOOD GRAB WHAT YOU CAN AND GO, GO, GO!
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Zodiac signs & horoscopes I
RandomEver wished that there was (yet another) book about Zodiac signs? Well your prayers have been answered! (I think...) Anyways, this book has a few swearwords so don't type in the comments, "OMG! Swearing is a bad influence! Never say the f-word ever...
