*the signs as chapter names from magnus chase and the sword of summer*
aries: I've always wanted to destroy a bridge
taurus: you had one job
gemini: I am trash-talked by a squirrel
cancer: hey, I know you're dead, but call me maybe
leo: go smelly or go home
virgo: well, there's your problem. you've got a sword up your nose.
libra: we have a pre-decapitation party, with spring rolls
scorpio: come to dark side. we have pop-tarts
sagittarius: we burn a swan boat, which I'm pretty sure is illegal
capricorn: thou shalt not poop on the head of art
aquarius: my years of playing bassmaster 2000 really pay off
pisces: phil the potato meets his doom
Idk why. I just love that book. XD
qotd- PJO or HOO?
aotd- pjo, just cuz it's where it all began.
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Zodiac signs & horoscopes I
RandomEver wished that there was (yet another) book about Zodiac signs? Well your prayers have been answered! (I think...) Anyways, this book has a few swearwords so don't type in the comments, "OMG! Swearing is a bad influence! Never say the f-word ever...
