Not being racist or prejudiced here! Me Scorpio friend is French and she is LITERALLY none of these. (Seriously wishing that she'd carry baguettes everywhere tho...)
aries: we carry baguettes everywhere in a paper bag
taurus: everyone wears a striped shirt and red jeans
gemini: we only wear berets
cancer: we only consume crossiants
leo: nobody shaves, ever
virgo: we drive like maniacs (Has nobody seen New Yorkers? And they call China crazy)
libra: the french only drink red wine
scorpio: all the women wear red lipstick
sagittarius: every man has a beard or a mustache
capricorn: everyone is super trendy in terms of fashion
aquarius: ve all have ze French accent (Read in a French accent)
pisces: we're all elegant and go on romantic strolls down pretty rivers
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