Aries: "Haha bitch. I'll kick you hard and you will drown."
Taurus: "Come back here! I have cupcakes!"
Gemini: "Let's go get some ice cream."
Cancer: "OMG WTF ARE YOU DOING NEXT TO A CLIFF DO YOU KNOW HOW SQUISHED YOU WILL GWT WHEN YOU FALL DOWN?!?!?"
Leo: *jumps with you* "WooHoooooo! Now where is my parachute..."
Virgo: "See you at the bottom." *Pushes you with pinkie finger* "I got one less, one less problem"
Libra: OMG. You're standing next to a 300m tall cliff. Let me snapchat this before I push you off!
Scorpio: "Bye." *pushes them off and laughs maniacally*
Sagittarius: "LET'S JUMP TOGETHER BRUH!"
Capricorn: "I'll catch you low I catch a Pokemon!"
Aquarius: *pushes them* "See the you in hell!"
Pisces: "I'll catch you at the bottom my sweet little cinnamon roll!"
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I'll catch you how I catch a pokemon: Cancer, Scorpio, Capricorn
LMFAO I'll kick you hard and you will drown: Aries, Virgo, Aquarius
LET'S JUMP TOGETHER BRUH: Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius
WTF ARE YOU DOING AT THE EDGE OF A CLIFF, GET BACK HERE: Taurus, Libra, Pisces
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Zodiac signs & horoscopes I
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