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Taurus and Capricorn are the same teacher. Gemini and Libra are the same teacher
Aries - "If I see ANYONE else drawing a mustache, unibrow or penis on Peter's face, I will personally draw a dick on YOUR face!"
Taurus - "I'm hungry. You little tooshies do your work until I come back... Or you'll be in detention."
Gemini - "No, I won't send a pigeon to your house. This isn't game of thrones."
Cancer - "Gimme all a hug my children!"
Leo - "The hairdresser was all like, it'll look good on you! And I'm like NO! But the stupid lady didn't listen and now my hair is a MESS!"
Virgo - "Not all superheroes have to wear underwear over their trousers."
Libra - "That? That looks like a three year old's art project!"
Scorpio - "I heard this school used to be a prison. Where's the electric chair?"
Sagittarius - "I had the worst day yesterday..." *Vividly describes her day*
Capricorn - "Keep your posture straight, don't talk, and be good little tooshies or I might loose my job."
Aquarius - "Religion is like that bowl of salsa your family shares - there's always gonna be a piece of taco stuck in in it from the previous person."
Pisces - *walks into our classroom* "URGH WRONG CLASSROOM!" *walks out*
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Zodiac signs & horoscopes I
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