Aries: "Rules are meant to be broken."
Taurus: "It's not against the rules unless you get caught."
Gemini: "It's all fun and games until someone is screaming for unidentified reasons."
Cancer: "I follow the rules I agree with"
Leo: "Rules don't exist when you're with friends."
Virgo: "I'll break them because you'll do it without me anyways."
Libra: Do The Right Thing™
Scorpio: "Rules are meant to be broken, spat on, and brutally murdered by someone fronting as Highway Patrol."
Sagittarius: "Rules don't exist for those who are intelligent, crafty, and good in bad situations - like me."
Capricorn: "I Did 20 Bad Things Under Stress I'm Sorry for Murdering That Kid But He Looked At Me Weird"
Aquarius: "Rules are like theories - they're supposed to work, and supposed to be followed, but there are exceptions. Like me."
Pisces: "Snitch On Those Who Hurt Me and Use My Innocence As A Facade"
*Use your Mars and Moon too!
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Zodiac signs & horoscopes I
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