Can't Feel My Face
And I know she'll be the death of me, at least we'll both be numb: capricorn, sagittarius, scorpio, gemini
And she'll always get the best of me, the worst is yet to come: virgo, taurus, aries, cancer
But at least we'll both be beautiful and stay forever young: libra, leo, pisces, aquarius
Oprah or Ellen
oprah: aries, LEO, scorpio, sagittarius, capricorn, pisces
ellen: taurus, gemini, cancer, virgo, libra, aquarius
THE SIGNS SICK
*coughs up blood* I'm fine!: Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius
*sneezes* I'm literally about to die: Aries, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Libra, Pisces
Says they'll get shit done then naps for four hours: Pisces, Cancer, Taurus, Scorpio
Actually gets shit done: Aries, Virgo, Capricorn, Leo
Has no intention of getting shit done: Sagittarius, Libra, Aquarius, Gemini
Signs watching political debates
LOL they're all stupid: Taurus, Virgo, Sagittarius, Cancer
*starts taking screenshots to use as memes*: Leo, Gemini, Scorpio, Aquarius
...what are they saying they're all talking at the same time: Pisces, Capricorn, Aries, Libra
YOU ARE READING
Zodiac signs & horoscopes I
RandomEver wished that there was (yet another) book about Zodiac signs? Well your prayers have been answered! (I think...) Anyways, this book has a few swearwords so don't type in the comments, "OMG! Swearing is a bad influence! Never say the f-word ever...
