Aries: I swear if you don't wake up and respond I'll block you
Taurus: well well well look at how the tables have turned...HOE GET UP
Gemini: okay I really need you to get up before I start to lose my shit
Cancer: WAKE UP I NEED TO TALK WITH YOU!!
Leo: if you don't text back I'm going to spam you 383737 times until I fall back asleep again
Virgo: okay why do you always do this? Every time we have something planned... you would literally sleep through a fucking murder...OF YOURSELF!
Libra: you planned this and you're still late woah!
Scorpio: I'm going to kill you *in all different messages*
Sagittarius: says screaming in *'s multiple times and then gives up
Capricorn: spams separate letters of a messages and then calls you many times to try to get you awake
Aquarius: OH MY GOOD GET HEREEE IM ALONEEE JESUSUUS
Pisces: okay just stay here until you get here and just chill yep just chill...just chill...just...ch...ill.
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Zodiac signs & horoscopes I
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